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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!! I just wanted to say thank you all of my buddies that have been with me through everything! I thank the Lord for putting every single one of you in my life...... no matter how annoying some of you are....... lol, jk!! Anyway thanks for everything, and may the Lord keep you guys as my true friends for life! Amen......... Hope you guys had an awesome day, being stuffed with turkey, and mashed potatoes! :)















.... this pic is a little sad but i thought it was kinda funny!

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Laser Tag!!!

If you haven't laser tagged, wow you've really missed out. It is so much fun, just having the rush of running away from your opponents. It feels awesome having a laser gun and trying to disable your opponents laser!!! Your only targets is to hit either side of the shoulder, the back, and the front of the torso.... well basically anywhere there are flashing lights, but its hard because everything is dark so all you see is random floating lights, WWOOOOO!!! So i went this past Friday with some friends, and we stayed there from 11:30 at night until 6 in the morning. I wasn't even tired......... well until i got into the car, then i fell asleep on Vanessa's lap, lol. but it was so much FUN!! So here's a couple of pics just to show you how it looks like. FYI- i didn't take these, so don't look for me in these. haha

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Baby Bodrug!!

So Daniel just sent me these cute videos of his baby. They are super cute!! Check her out!!

Isn't she just the cutest baby alive!

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LALALALALALALA!!

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I love to sing!!

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Random Conversation!

Setting: Melanie and I eating french fries in the kitchen. Chiquita giving us the look, so we can give her some food.

Conversation:
Mel: (talking to the dog) "Chiquita you cant have french fries, cuz your not french"
Jess: (after a long pause) "Mel...... shes a french poodle!"
Mel: (after a long pause) " Oooooooooohhhhhhhh"

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In Loving Memory!

In Loving Memory of Gervacio Jimenez.

Just a few minutes ago I got the news of my great-grandpa. He was 96 years old. So if you get the time or whatever please pray for my family to go through this the best way as possible. I loved him. <3

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12 minute video!!

So here is the 12 minute video that everyone has been wanting to see. So watch it!!! Its a funny video of Susy, Mel, and me talking to the camara. So if you dont want to see us be weird, then dont watch it. lol So here is the most waited for video ever!!

My Baby!!!

So i have this beautiful dog named Chiquita. Which means little girl in Spanish. Shes a cocker spaniel/ Poodle. Shes so adorable!! She is 2 years old and has lots of personality, like no joke. Like one time Susanna was being mean to me and Chiquita noticed and she bit her in the NOSE!!! Jk-ing about that, but she did bite her in the nose... by accident. lol

Best Video EVER!!

So last night Melanie, Susanna, and I stayed up 'till 5 o' clock in the morning making this video. Hope you guys like it!!!

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Andrea's Wedding!

So my family and I just got back from Andrea and Bart's wedding. It was really cute and you can tell that the couple really loves each other. For those of you who don't know who they are, here's a couple pictures....

so anyways there wedding was so cute, and a lot of ppl went. There was also this funny part cuz Andrea and Bart were saying a little something to the guests and Andrea was translating in Chinese, and then all of a sudden Andrea started to speak in english and bart started translating it Chinese! It was funny to see cuz hes Polish and doesnt speak Chinese.

Then we were in line to take a picture with them in the end.

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AAAHHHHHH!!!

So guess what!!!! ......................................... *long pause*..................................................! So i have another niece. Her name is Ruby Aracely Gonzalez, and she's 3 months. Here's a picture of her!

WE'RE BACK!!!

Hey Y'all we are back! It was a long awesome trip full of hilarious stories, and adventures. Even though we were having fun we did miss you guys like heck, and i cant wait until we see all you guys.

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Dresses!

Hey guys, so i went to this awsome dress place and i saw awsome prom dresses. I wanted to see if i can get something different here, but it was all very expensive, but tell me, out of the three which one do you guys like the best? oh and check out this symbol they use here... ¿.....its an upside down question mark, lol!

Hey Guys!!!!

Hey so we finally arrived! The bus ride here was so tireing, you have no idea. but it wasnt as bad as i thought. it wasnt hot or anything, but on the bus with us there was this screaming baby that would cry all the time. Thank God that im a heavy sleeper and during the day she would not stop crying, i almost went crazy, lol. But it was all worth it when i saw my family. I also got to see my niece for the first time. She is so cute and she has the biggest eyes. Her name is Johanny (sounds a little like 'Yo Hunny', lol ), and she's 8 months. Here's a picture of her......



















*oh and FYI if there are mispelled words sorry, the spell check here is in spanish, so according to them everything is misspelled, lol!

ADIOS!!!!

Hey guys! Well today is my last day here before I scadootle to Mexico, but don't worry I'll be back in a month. I count on you guys to fill me in on everything that goes on here. I don't want to come back and be in the dark when you guys are telling stories of what happened when I was gone. So i expect like a giganormousganchiwannas amount of emails in my inbox or where ever. I LOVE YOU GUYS TO DEATH, AND I'LL MISS YOU GUYS LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!

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New Baby!!!

There's a new baby in town! Actually there's a new baby in Winnipeg, Canada! Janie and Daniel Bodrug just had a baby girl named Alethia Jane Bodrug. She was born on June 26, at 2:04 pm. and weighed 6 pounds 8 ounces. She is the most adorable baby ever! Here are some pics.....

HELLO!!!

Sorry I haven't posted anything for this month. Its been pretty busy. The 1st was the birthday for 2 of my cousins. Then it was my birthday on the 3rd woot woot!!! By the way thank all of you that made it spacial, and gave me presents! Then I had finals for 3 days, which nearly killed me, it was hard. Then I went to my friends high school graduation. Congrats to Jean-Pierre, Kim, Vincent, and Yang!!!! Here are some pictures......





























Then the day after that I went to KNOTTS! It was so much fun! I got soaking wet, so wet in fact that when my friend Val and I got in our friend Chris' car, and started to drive, my teeth started to chatter because the windows were down. The good thing was that he noticed and blasted the heater for me which was nice. Ill post the pictures we took when my friend sends them to me. Then OMC guess what...........my sister and I had a soccer game and........we WON. We won 2-0, it was awesome! This was on Saturday by the way. So then on Fathers Day (sunday), my siblings, dad, and I went to an Angels game which totally rocked. We were on the bottom section, where we could see all the players really well. They won 2-0, and then the Lakers won their BB Game 103-97.... i think. That makes 3 rockin' wins, all in 1 week-end. Then today i went to my middle school and helped out my teacher pack up for the end of the year. He is funnier than ever. i cant wait to go back to visit him someday. I LOVE YOU MR. PLUMLEE!! All you need to know is his name and you know how cool he is!!!
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HAPPY DADDY'S DAY!!!!!

Sorry i havent blogged in a very long time. Since like mothers day......so i decided to blog today....on fathers day. WOW crazy. So Im going to take the time to say HAPPY FATHERS DAY DADDY!!!! I love you so much and you are a great part of my life. I cant imagine my life with out you, you impact my life in every way, and im so glad your my DAD!!

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!!

Its Mommy's Day! And I want to say I LOVE YOU MOMMY!!! You're extraordinary and the best mommy ever. Without you I wouldn't be who I am today, and I don't know what I would do without you.

*laughter*

OK so yesterday I was at Miaja and Alex's house, and they ordered in pizza for us. We all got our pizza, and sat down at the table, and were laughing at Melanie because she's sucha dork. Then all of a sudden we see Alex come in, sit down next to us, sprinkled a little pepper and then he starts to eat his pizza with a FORK.........a FORK. He says he is civilized unlike us, but are you kidding me.... a fork! I think Mel, Neo, and me were laughing the hardest.

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Hey so I found these pictures in my computer when i went to Big Bear with 2 of my greatest friends. Click on the link down there and you'll see some of the pictures that we took, it is extraordinarily beautiful.

http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddqbrk97_2xcn8tgcr

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Oh My Blog!

In my visual Imagery class I had to take pictures of three people and do a cool collage with them. So I picked my sister Melanie, brother Victor, and friend Valerie ( my photoshop freak). So check out how they came out.

WOW PICS!

Hey so my friend photoshopped these pics and they came out pretty cool.....

DDIJ Songs

This morning I was looking at the music that I have in my ipod, and I realized that I have a lot of DDIJ songs with people.....

*She Will Be Loved, by Maroon 5 - Thaun and me we both were singing it on Biology full blast and rockin' out.

*Hello Beautiful, Jonas Brothers- I dedicated to my mom, I LOVE YOU MOMMY!!

*Amor Real, Sin Bandera- My mom dedicated to me, were very close.

*Cheeseburger, Veggie Tales- Me, Morgan, Melanie, and Meredith. We such dorks.....forks sry Mere.

*Four Minutes- Modanna & Justin Timberlake- Me and Vanessa's song. Its an awsome song and she just discovered it on my ipod. If you haven't listened to it LISTEN to it, it is AMAZING!!!

*Hanging by a Moment, Life House- Me and Val.....brings back summer school memories, huh!

*The Potential Break Up Song, Aly and Aj- Me and Aspen. we were singing full blast in my car.

* Jessica, The Allman Brothers Band- My family and my song cuz every time it comes up on Guitar Hero we all freak out cuz its my name.

*True Friend, Miley Cyrus- I dedicate to my besty Morgan, cuz she really is my true friend!

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Mel Bell Mo Mel

If you are ever really bored and have nothing to do, let me suggest to play a game of Slap with my sister Melanie. I passing by the living room today, when she asked me if I wanted to play cards, so i was like heck why not.......well let me tell you that i will never change it, for anything in the world. It started all steady and calm, then in a heart beat it got all loud and scary. She and I would make these sound effects every time we lost ,and she would make these gaces that you would be like, Mel did that hurt. It got to the point that she started to talk like " f-f-fd-f-f-f-fd-argh, FLAP-JACK". Not only that, she would have this band-aid fly through the air every once and a while and shell yell " aaaaaa my finger!!!" like it was her actual finger flying off or something!......phew........WOW good times! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Germ Freak!!!

So I have a friend named Thuan that is a total germ freak! Today he asked me for my hand sanitizer, and he was bugging me about that fact that they always say 'KILLS 99.9% OF GERMS'. He's like wheres that last .01%! And I was like we should protest, and he was like right on, and gave me a high five which resulted of him screaming "NO! MORE GERMS!!!" and he grabbed more hand sanitizer. He's such a weirdo!!!!!

VINNY!!!

Ok so I have this friend named Vincent, and he is the most random person ever. Every time I walk into Biology I walk out with a story to tell about Vincent. Like the time we had our sub, which was a total freak by the way and old, he sat next to me at that time and my friend Cara on my other side. So Cara and me were laughing and giggling for some reason and the sub was like "Girls shut up!", so we shut up for like a few seconds, and then started to giggle again, and she once again shouted "Girls shut up or I'll have to move you!" so we shut up, and for the rest of SSR we were very quiet. One of these times i looked up to see were she was and i caught her staring at me with a look that said "You little rascal" and she wouldn't stop until the end of the end of SSR it was creepy. So the sub started to pass around a piece of paper that she wanted us to sign for attendance, and when she was passing us i noticed that she didn't have a wedding ring. So then i tell Vincent " I know why she is so cranky.... she isn't married" and so Vincent says " Will it be weird if I proposed to her"...... I took a very long pause then finally I answered" YEAH!!". So by this tie she was behind me and Vincent stands up and kneels down next to her and was like "Will you marry me?"and Cara and I both have dropped jaws all the way to the floor and start to laugh historically while he gets up really quick and sits back down his chair. Thank Goodness she didn't see him, or else that would have been really bad.



So another story that happened was again in our biology class and ever day I bring these amazing sandwiches. Every day that i come into the room he is like "Jessica FEED ME!!!" so I bust out my sandwich and give him a piece, of coarse i have to take out the ham cuz hes a vegetarian. So like a few months ago he writes a letter to my mom asking her to make him a sandwich. It sounds bad but it really wasn't. it goes like this........

Dear Momma Gonzalez,
You are a wondrous sandwich maker. Everyday your daughter brings
those fantastic croissants and is so willing to share. I must thank you generously If
you could, may I ask, very kindly maybe make me one? Also? It would be
GREATLY appreciated =) Thank You

<3 Vincent To =)

So in case if you were wondering if my mom actually made him the sandwich, the answer is yes. She said he was to funny and cute to say no. hahahaha hes so random and but that's why I love him. ~~*~~*~~*~~*~~

R.I.P.

R.I.P. to my old phone and say hello to my new phone. I know I said that I wasnt going to trade my phone because I couldnt give it up, but it also was giving me  a hard time. It wouldnt end the call when i asked it too, and it squeaked really bad. So i decided to give it up. And I do feel bad but i had too. Plus the new pone is much better. Well this is my temporary phone until my contract is over and I can switch to another service type thing. So here are pictures of the old one and then the new one.

Day of......Randomness

It all started this morning when my mom was driving me to school. You know those times when your driving and there is a bag flying around with the wind. Well today there was a bag floating around and it was going straight toward my car, and my mom and I both saw it, and when it hit the windshield my mom and I both flinched thinking it was going to hit us. WOW!!!!! we started to crack up thinking why in the world did we think it was going to hit us. Were such tards.


School was ok. The only good thing was Jillbilly. The fun really started when we all got to the Massey's. It was almost an all girl meeting! hehehe There was a lot of DDIJs like skateboarding over a metal, bumpy, sewer lid that sounded like Sandra and Rebecca farted. Rolled down windows, crackers, you left your phone on vibrate move, being attacked by a snake, and just funny embarrassing stories that have happened.


Actually the snake story I have to tell. Like the one of being attacked by a snake. Ok so this was like about a year ago. All the YP were going to the Irvine Park to hang out and rent bikes. So Morgan and I both rented a 2 seat bike and so we started to ride down the long path. Soon enough we were going down an empty rode and the trees turned into grasslands. It was really hot so we decided to stop and roll up our pants and rested by the side of the rode. When all of a sudden we heard this massive hissing noise. We both look over to my side of the rode and all we see is a large brown snake standing up and hissing at us. We both froze we were so scared. Morgan was the only one that reacted and started to yell "Jessica pedal, PEDAL!!!" After like ten minutes I finally reacted and started to pedal like the wind. I swear we were pedaling so fast we were about to start to fly, the bike was jumping up and down, all we needed was wings and it could have happened. I think we even tried to turn a curve really fast and hit ourselves on these 2 polls on either side of us. Pretty FREAKY huh?

Nerd Alert!

So today was an early day for my school. We got out a at 11:51, but my mom didnt get off work until 1:00 so i have to stay there waithing for an hour and so I was forced to do my Geometry homework. I was finishing it when I got the final two problems that I didnt get. So then I heard these nerds coming up behind me and so I had to think of a way to start to talk them so I was thinking what if I say some thing like this: "Hey nerds do you know anything about Geometry", but then I felt that was to mean. So I turned around and ended up saying " Hey guys do you know anything about Geometry" and in the geekiest voice he responds " I dont but he does, he tutores Geometry". So i was like " Sweet can you come help me" so he gets next to me and helps me then wlks away. So then his little buddy starts to talk to me and is like "You can beat him up when ever you want. Just look for the nerdy kid with an orange jacket" and I am like "aaaaa ok"

@ the Park w/ the YP!

Well from now on i will be using the word DDIJ which means DeepDownInsideJokes courtesy of Morgan Massey.

So yesterday the YP and the serving ones went to the Mile Square Park, and we had a lot of DDIJs. It all started when Susanna asked who the person in the Doctor suit was playing soccer, so i told her that it was Greg. I don't know why but i decided to tell them that he works at the hospital were my dad use to work and that there was a sister that worked there too. And for some odd reason Titus (the trainee) thought I had said that MY sister worked at the hospital, and he's like "wow shes shooting big. Watch shes going to be delivering babies, or better yet at the ER. She gonna get a show and instead of Greys Anatomy it gonna be called Mels Anatomy."and Sue was like "it would be Gonzalez Anatomy". In the end of this Yang hiccuped really weird and Titus was like "that sounded like an animal, that lives in the ground, in a hole" and Yang, Sue, and Me said "aaa like a gopher?" and he responded "yeah but its yang so it would be like a YOPHER!" and the world started to shake cuz we were laughing so hard and on the floor rolling down the hill. Also earlier that day a friend who will remain a nameless, fell off a tree and ended up with rocks in her pocket. Then she got swarmed with killer mosquitos, and then at the end of the day she broke the pingpong table at the Masseys house. She a clutz!!!!

Biology....eeewww!!

So today in Biology we started a lab, and it was so gross! It was a lab that had to do with dead animals. We had to look at a dead spider monkey, PUPPY!!!!, rabbit, armodillo, sea slugs, lizards, baby sharks (with its eggcase still attached), jellyfish, crabs, mouse, owl, and so many other creapy things. It was quite a sight.

Michael's Poem!

So my friend Michael Hoshstrasser wrote a poem and he said I can post it so here it is.......

Its a beat, a sound,
Vibration of spirit.
Music. The tempo:
graceful, patterned, flowing.
Melodious, how it all envelops.
Tone, melody of lyrics.
Fine art, the manifest.
Now, as harmony converges,
Rhyme in entirety.
Elegance with a substance.
Silence, a dearth; essential.
Pop, classical, aleatoric, rap.
Flowing pitch, a scale;
Euphoria in composite virtues;
Half conceived, half fate.
Sense depending on the pattern embedded.
A prompt with reason to motivate.
Causes? To decipher authentic affection.
Feelings hoping to exorcise.
For them, exposure is bliss.
The keys of C, E
Finding solace through portrayal.
Strength in a lone creation.
Ensemble giving muses

and he says hes not done with it, so ill post the rest of it when hes done. ;0

DUCK, AND COVER!!

If you have been in my room you'll know that I have an Eiffel tower lamp by my desk. So today I had my cellphone charging on it, and my friend Valerie called me and since the lamp is made of metal it started to shake, and seriously i don't know why, but I ran under my desk thinking that it was an earthquake. I told my parents and they started to crack up hysterically, my dad was like "WOW what a tard"....but in Spanish, and in softer words, but basically thats what he said.

First Enrty!

Hey there Dude and Dudettes, welcome to my first blog. Here I am going to be posting the most hilarious, random stories that you have EVER!! heard. So let me tell me about myself.

*I love designing stuff and I'm good at it too, my best friend Morgan thinks I should be a professional designer.
*I have a mommy a daddy and 2 siblings
*Not to brag but i can make really good cakes, my specialties are strawberry cake with whip cream icing, and "Morgan Birthday" chocolate cake.
*I do a prize-winning granny dance move.
*Apparently I can speak the fastest at "No Sir Not I Sir".
*My friends think I tell the funniest stories.
*I can kind of sing, and I'm learning to play guitar.
*The HBYP sistas think I have a cute laugh
*If anyone needs any fashion tips on their outfit, hair, etc, they ask ME!! or Morgana but me usually hahahaha jk Morg
*I love the combination colors of Pink, Orange, and White
*I love sushi, guacamole, and POSOLE (my mommy's its awesome), and chocolate ( but not as much as Morgan and Susanna)
*I love shopping
*I have a dog named Chiquita
*I LOVE THE TRAINEES!!!
*I love the Beach ( you can not live in HB and not love the beach)
*S'MORES they are the best!
*I LOVE TYPING IN BIG LETTERS!!!!!

....so these are only a few things of myself. Keep posted, and Ill keeping writing! ;0