Germ Freak!!!

So I have a friend named Thuan that is a total germ freak! Today he asked me for my hand sanitizer, and he was bugging me about that fact that they always say 'KILLS 99.9% OF GERMS'. He's like wheres that last .01%! And I was like we should protest, and he was like right on, and gave me a high five which resulted of him screaming "NO! MORE GERMS!!!" and he grabbed more hand sanitizer. He's such a weirdo!!!!!

VINNY!!!

Ok so I have this friend named Vincent, and he is the most random person ever. Every time I walk into Biology I walk out with a story to tell about Vincent. Like the time we had our sub, which was a total freak by the way and old, he sat next to me at that time and my friend Cara on my other side. So Cara and me were laughing and giggling for some reason and the sub was like "Girls shut up!", so we shut up for like a few seconds, and then started to giggle again, and she once again shouted "Girls shut up or I'll have to move you!" so we shut up, and for the rest of SSR we were very quiet. One of these times i looked up to see were she was and i caught her staring at me with a look that said "You little rascal" and she wouldn't stop until the end of the end of SSR it was creepy. So the sub started to pass around a piece of paper that she wanted us to sign for attendance, and when she was passing us i noticed that she didn't have a wedding ring. So then i tell Vincent " I know why she is so cranky.... she isn't married" and so Vincent says " Will it be weird if I proposed to her"...... I took a very long pause then finally I answered" YEAH!!". So by this tie she was behind me and Vincent stands up and kneels down next to her and was like "Will you marry me?"and Cara and I both have dropped jaws all the way to the floor and start to laugh historically while he gets up really quick and sits back down his chair. Thank Goodness she didn't see him, or else that would have been really bad.



So another story that happened was again in our biology class and ever day I bring these amazing sandwiches. Every day that i come into the room he is like "Jessica FEED ME!!!" so I bust out my sandwich and give him a piece, of coarse i have to take out the ham cuz hes a vegetarian. So like a few months ago he writes a letter to my mom asking her to make him a sandwich. It sounds bad but it really wasn't. it goes like this........

Dear Momma Gonzalez,
You are a wondrous sandwich maker. Everyday your daughter brings
those fantastic croissants and is so willing to share. I must thank you generously If
you could, may I ask, very kindly maybe make me one? Also? It would be
GREATLY appreciated =) Thank You

<3 Vincent To =)

So in case if you were wondering if my mom actually made him the sandwich, the answer is yes. She said he was to funny and cute to say no. hahahaha hes so random and but that's why I love him. ~~*~~*~~*~~*~~

R.I.P.

R.I.P. to my old phone and say hello to my new phone. I know I said that I wasnt going to trade my phone because I couldnt give it up, but it also was giving me  a hard time. It wouldnt end the call when i asked it too, and it squeaked really bad. So i decided to give it up. And I do feel bad but i had too. Plus the new pone is much better. Well this is my temporary phone until my contract is over and I can switch to another service type thing. So here are pictures of the old one and then the new one.

Day of......Randomness

It all started this morning when my mom was driving me to school. You know those times when your driving and there is a bag flying around with the wind. Well today there was a bag floating around and it was going straight toward my car, and my mom and I both saw it, and when it hit the windshield my mom and I both flinched thinking it was going to hit us. WOW!!!!! we started to crack up thinking why in the world did we think it was going to hit us. Were such tards.


School was ok. The only good thing was Jillbilly. The fun really started when we all got to the Massey's. It was almost an all girl meeting! hehehe There was a lot of DDIJs like skateboarding over a metal, bumpy, sewer lid that sounded like Sandra and Rebecca farted. Rolled down windows, crackers, you left your phone on vibrate move, being attacked by a snake, and just funny embarrassing stories that have happened.


Actually the snake story I have to tell. Like the one of being attacked by a snake. Ok so this was like about a year ago. All the YP were going to the Irvine Park to hang out and rent bikes. So Morgan and I both rented a 2 seat bike and so we started to ride down the long path. Soon enough we were going down an empty rode and the trees turned into grasslands. It was really hot so we decided to stop and roll up our pants and rested by the side of the rode. When all of a sudden we heard this massive hissing noise. We both look over to my side of the rode and all we see is a large brown snake standing up and hissing at us. We both froze we were so scared. Morgan was the only one that reacted and started to yell "Jessica pedal, PEDAL!!!" After like ten minutes I finally reacted and started to pedal like the wind. I swear we were pedaling so fast we were about to start to fly, the bike was jumping up and down, all we needed was wings and it could have happened. I think we even tried to turn a curve really fast and hit ourselves on these 2 polls on either side of us. Pretty FREAKY huh?

Nerd Alert!

So today was an early day for my school. We got out a at 11:51, but my mom didnt get off work until 1:00 so i have to stay there waithing for an hour and so I was forced to do my Geometry homework. I was finishing it when I got the final two problems that I didnt get. So then I heard these nerds coming up behind me and so I had to think of a way to start to talk them so I was thinking what if I say some thing like this: "Hey nerds do you know anything about Geometry", but then I felt that was to mean. So I turned around and ended up saying " Hey guys do you know anything about Geometry" and in the geekiest voice he responds " I dont but he does, he tutores Geometry". So i was like " Sweet can you come help me" so he gets next to me and helps me then wlks away. So then his little buddy starts to talk to me and is like "You can beat him up when ever you want. Just look for the nerdy kid with an orange jacket" and I am like "aaaaa ok"